Former Politicians

“I get all my opinions from my husband, which is true. How could I have political opinions? His were going to be best.” – Jacqueline Kennedy

She also stated that women are “too emotional” for politics in the tapes recently released by daughter Caroline Kennedy.

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According to a new book to be released, the National Enquirer has claimed that Sarah Palin had an affair with NBA star Glen Rice a few months before eloping with Todd. The book’s author claims that Palin had a ‘fetish for black men’ at the time. The book also mentions that Palin once snorted cocaine off an oil drum while snowmobiling. “Don’t Retreat, Re-Blow!”

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Going Rogue

 

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Talking to conservative radio show host Laura Ingraham, Cheney said, “I was honored to be compared with Darth Vader.”

The former VP even dressed up as the villain for Halloween his first year in the vice presidential mansion.

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Just in time to haunt your Labor Day dreams, Buzzfeed has created a creepy compendium of politicians without eyebrows. Enjoy!

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Rick Santorum, creepier than ever.

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She may not be a witch, but she sure thinks Piers Morgan is a perv. According to the interview she gave to Today, she walked off due to the “very inappropriate, creepy line of questioning” and wanted to stop the “borderline sexual harassment.”

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