Republican Hopefuls

An extension on his treastie that “Corporations are people, my friend,” Mitt Romney has gone ahead and anthropomorphized banks too.

“The banks are scared to death, of course,” Romeny told a Monday rountable of Florida business owners. “They’re feeling the same thing that you’re feeling. And so they just want to pretend that all this is just going to get paid some day.”

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We’re pretty sure if you look up “Out-of-touch” in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of Romney’s face.

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Santorum has thanked his recent surge in the polls on his fashionable sweater vest. “Fear the vest,” he said to reporters when asked about his increasing popularity.

Watch more sweater vesting in all its glory:

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Is it just us, or does his wife look really annoyed he’s ruined her ad?

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In a press release, Rick Perry referred to the deceased South Korean dictator as Kim Jong the second, perhaps confusing “il” with “II.” He’s in good company with this “oops” moment though, George W. Bush made the same oversight during his presidency.

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In a Friday debate, Rick Perry mentioned the “eight unelected and, frankly, unaccountable judges” when there are actually 9 in order to break ties, and also struggled to find the name of Sonia Sotomayor, landing on “Montemayor” at one point in the Iowa debate.

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8-year-old Elijah had been standing in line with the his mom to talk to Michele Bachmann at a South Carolina bookstore. Though the mom was too nervous to talk to the Republican candidate for Presdient, Elijah stayed in line to tell Bachmann that “his mom was gay and didn’t need fixing.”

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